Taglines A Plenty!!!!!!!

Captions and taglines.... Ain't they a must in today's world? They're added to Hindi movies, K serials and now... the best of em all........... ORKUT PROFILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These days it's a given that people think they're really cool.... but there are some who want to be different... who want to specify how their personal life is through captions..DEPRESSED, IN LOVE! And that's where these taglines come in... to prove that their life is like the worst possible one and at times most happening!

Let me guide you through some of the maestros.... but NOTE that certain names have been changed coz hey! I don't wanna be jailed by them already depressed ones!!!!

Lallu - Feelings My Love!!!
Chetan - For Love...
Lallu (another profile... how many do u need man????) - Feel My Love
Anonymous (For obvious reasons...) - Curse Of My Love...Because Love Hurts Me!!! (That's a killer line dude... maybe if we knew your name, you'd be awarded the CHEESIEST ONE OF EM ALL award)
Malatesh - Love The Music Of Love (Man, are you confused!!!!)
Sarkar - Wanna Fall In Love... Wicked Game (Freakin Loser only!)
Rohit - Love Me Girls!!!!! (Man, how many desperate guys are on your tail??)
Bhim - Puppy Love (Oh, My God!!!!!!)

Desperados!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Now introducing the world of the DEPRESSED ones....

Navin - I'm Depressed (Now that's so honest of u dude...)
Ravi - More Depressed (Full competition and all, huh?)
Lavanya - Misery Loves Me (Ahaahaa! Kay Baat Hain!)
Raghu - Well Depressed From Life (Woah U've decided!! Jackpot!!!!)
Anonymous - Mad, Depressed and Finished! No Way Of Recovery!! (Dude, Suicidal Tendencies Indeed!)
Sayak - Depressed, Lost 16 kgs (Some people will be really happy when they achieve dat feat!)
Anonymous - Depressed, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (SCARY!!!!)
Utkarsh (Here's a glitter of hope) - Go and Sleep, If Ur Depressed!!!!

While such people think they're open and honest, they forget that they scare the shit outta you! Watch some Tom N' Jerry and lighten up fellas.... or Join a Depressed community and rehabilitate yourselves... hopefully a Psychiatrist will be the moderator!!!

Then the COOL ones....

Arshad- Bigger Than The Sun (Must Be A Liliput in reality!)
Anonymous - Fear, The Mother Of Mortality (Yeah, the "I Fear No One" attitude... I'll lock you in the bathroom with no lights on! Scram!!!)
Prem - Rite, NOW I AM COOL (And he has Rajanikanth as his Display Image! Wahahahahaha!!!!)
Sanket - Like To Biking ***Cool Guy*** (Hold your horses dude, people with Lunas are cooler!)
Krunal - Final Truce Wid Destiny (Right, Tell Me How It Goes!)

Unlike the depressed ones, these people have no sense of modesty!!!!! Oh, My!!!!

See... so what do I derive outta these freakish cases?

This world is full of desperate losers who think they're cool and showing that attitude get slapped in the face and finally get depressed and lose their minds!!!

So go ahead and add another caption... another slick line... and make my day... I'll have lots to write about!!!! :)